Sunday, May 19, 2013

How to steal from Best Buy


You CAN'T.  Don't even try, man.  You'll just make a fool of yourself.  That guy near the exit wearing the Best Buy polo shirt will yell at you.

Stealing is very wrong.  But sometimes I can KIND of understand why people do it.  Robbing a bank, for example.  You rob a bank to get MONEY.  People want money because they can pay for things with it.  But instead of money, sometimes people steal other stuff.  Potato chips and wallets.  Have you ever really needed potato chips and wallets so desperately that you would COMMIT a CRIME?

What can you steal from Best Buy?  Anything good is locked up.  Cell phones and Madden are always locked up in that case.  Other, less-important things are readily available for theft.  Like "Everybody Loves Raymond Season 2."  Would somebody ever STEAL that?  Probably not.  I mean it was a good show and everything, but I can't imagine somebody viewing it at home all comfortable right after STEALING it.  "Ha ha, Robert."





Here are some people that did bad stuff:




My advice to you is to NOT DO BAD THINGS.  Or else you might wind up like THEM, except possibly not rich.


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