Besides women, who doesn't love camping? You get to be dirty, uncomfortable, AND have fun.
Sleeping bags are essential, but frequently misused. I like to go in head-first and sleep with boots on in case a bear comes around in the night and wants to lick me in the face. Plus even if it's just some peaceful little black bear roaming around your campsite at 3am, wouldn't you rather not KNOW?
Meanwhile there are tents. That's where most campers go to hide from the animals they invited themselves to be around in the first place. The problem with a tent is that you have to know how to put it up, and only certain hardcore camping enthusiasts ever know how.
a main part of camping is FIRE. You gotta know how to keep it safe, though. SMOKEY the Bear...
...is obsessed with preventing forest fires. Which is good and wise, the animals obviously don't want to see their home burnt down. I gotta ask, though. Does he ever do bad stuff like other bears do? Like raid your cooler in the middle of the night and eat all the hot dogs? Also how does he feel about SAFELY-controlled fires? Does he use them at all? Imagine emerging from your tent to pee and Smokey the Bear has raided the food supply and is sitting by the fire making S'mores.
Or ELSE...
Does he hate fire SO MUCH that after he eats all your food he pisses out your fire and then just leaves? Nobody really knows, he's such a difficult individual to understand. But I'll keep trying.
What does Smokey the Bear do when there IS a forest fire? Does he HELP extinguish it or just get all enraged?
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