Such as Gummy Bears, Teddy Grahams, and Bear-Shaped French Toast.
STOP EATING BEARS you DICKS. LEAVE THEM ALONE.
Also why are the bears always smiling? They are about to be EATEN, they should be TERRIFIED.
Bears aren't actually around too much. Spiders are. How come there's no spider-shaped cereal or pasta? The answer: can't smile.
You are apparently only allowed to eat people or animals when they are smiling. Best example: Flintstone Vitamins.
Eating a happy Fred or Barney is way more comfortable for children than eating a Betty Rubble vitamin that's all horrified and scared. Nobody would want to eat that, besides sickos.
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