...and scratch N sniff pizza stickers.
Anybody that wears both will be scratched AND sniffed EXTRA much.
Nobody usually scratches me. I don't get sniffed too often either besides when I am at the airport or at the homes of sober relatives.
Are there other cookies people would enjoy smelling like? Is there Axe Oreo Body Spray? Axe Diet Oreo Body Spray? Animal cracker douche?
Here are some scent ideas that are NOT good:
#1: What the devil himself would smell like
#2: a really big and sweaty guy happily invites you to intoxicate yourself with a scratch and sniff taco sticker that has been on his arm for awhile
#3: Burnt popcorn
#4: a really cute deer got hit by a car and you foolishly pulled over and got involved
#5 FIIIIIve GOLden rings
Did burnt popcorn ever make Orville Redenbacher cry? It's the microwave version of a dead deer.
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