Yodeling

It is important to communicate.  Deaf people and marriage counselors and other people like that are always stressing it.  But I do feel the need to question the effectiveness of YODELING.

Who in hell yodels?  and why?  It can be kind of good in recorded music if it's the right person.  I do not THINK anyone would like an album of Billy Joel yodeling but then again he recorded that doo wop album in '83 and it was hugely successful, so what do I know?

What I'm mainly asking is why people feel the need to YODEL while climbing a mountain and such.  Just because it sounds cool?  The echo?  Wouldn't you rather shout out obscenities at the top of your lungs?  There's no better time.

"I F***ING HATE MY C***S*** BOSS!"


Yodeling is like the complete opposite of rap music.  You fluctuate your voice as much as possible but instead of words, you just spout a bunch of nonsense.

"O DE LAY DE HOO MA MA MIA HEY HO DE LAAAAAAAAAA..."

SHUT-UP!!!

DON'T YODEL.

Conversely, rap music is a lot of sensible words that are mainly SPOKEN and set to an enjoyable beat.  That's way better for climbing a mountain if you ask me.


1...2...3...

I'm gettin high in two ways
My eyes are gettin glazed
I been climbin this rock for several days

It's cold as shit
The wind just hit
I'm gonna dominate this sucka like Barack did to Mitt

This granola bar sucks
It's all I got, aw shucks
For a pepperoni pizza I'd pay 50 bucks

Fuck you mountain goat
Write a suicide note
When you're dead in the lake the goat won't float

Almost to the top
The wind won't stop
When I reach the peak my ears are gonna pop

That's all I got so far.

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