Ever watch children performing gymnastics? SO lame. There's no hoops or flips or falling.
Bob Saget would love it, man. Imagine him sitting in the bleachers with a Coca-Cola in a big paper cup and being immensely entertained.
All like, "Somebody got hurt AGAIN? Good, they deserved it."
Who in hell actually mailed in video tapes to America's Funniest Home Videos? All with these false hopes. "The dog sneezed on the cat. We could become RICH based on this accidentally videotaped situation."
I certainly cannot confirm this but I bet that out of the thousands and thousands of video tapes that the television show received, at least like ONE had to be amateur porn. Somebody somewhere still probably has the tape, unless they threw it out.
Are there gymnastics FANS that have tapes and such? That would be so disturbing. People do "gather" for events like Dungeons and Dragons and church, but I cannot imagine anybody in any walk of life choosing to witness gymnastics on purpose.
It must be like NASCAR and figure skating where some of the people watching do not appreciate the art of it. They just want blood and failure.
Mostly blood.
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