Get out of here with these Kool-Aid "Jammers"

Kool-Aid ain't no fun unless you MAKE it.  David Koresh would agree.

Purplesaurus Rex: Most popular Kool-Aid flavor of all time?  That will be a topic of debate for the remainder of the history of the universe. Which, man, what kind of Kool-Aid varieties are there gonna be in the year 3000?  Probably "Unicorn Horn Unbelievably Found On The Moon Extract," which turns out to be the best possible tasting Kool-Aid ingredient.  Either that or mango.

As most people know, I am notoriously FRAUDULENT but I swear to GOD (yes, Him) that this story is absolutely true.  Where I grew up, a lot of kids would operate "Kool-Aid Stands" in an attempt to make some quick cash. "KOOL-AID FIVE CENTS!"  Like a lemonade stand except ghetto.  These were LITTLE kids.  But then in high school these two hot girls that lived near me opened up this really sophisticated Kool-Aid Stand where you got to pick the flavor ahead of time.  One of them would then go into the house to make it, and meanwhile, as a teenage boy, you got to TALK to a hot, popular girl (the other one) for a few minutes while waiting for your Kool-Aid.  I do not remember which flavor I picked, probably pink lemonade. Then you would drink the Kool-Aid in front of them and pay them a dollar.  It was like the most innocent, low-key prostitution scam ever.

Oh yeah.

I certainly recognize that I am behind the times but am I living in the same universe as this person?

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