I never went. Too bad. There are lots of girls there, I heard.
Charm school, or "finishing school," as it's called in the Dirty South, is different from regular school in that you learn things that you might actually use in life.
You GOT to learn good manners, such as how to walk with a book on top of your head and how to daintily open a bag of potato chips without using your teeth.
Do the charm school students party on weekends? If so, is there still an emphasis on etiquette? Two girls politely assist a third in performing a kegstand in a manner in which her skirt does not slip past the knee.
SOME ladies go to truck driving school. Do they get taught special trucker manners?
"Always pass the ketchup at the truck stop with your LEFT hand."
"No catty chatter on the CB."
Charm school student mudflap:
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