Seafood prices tend to vary widely based on how readily available the product it. Fish sticks, cheap. Shrimp, way more. and if someone buys you a swordfish on a date, you better be DAMN well prepared to put out.
Beyond that, though, there are these secret terrifying fish at the bottom of the ocean that you never get to consume.
Some GOOD EXAMPLES:
Imagine a buffet where you would get to sample all the scariest fish and other animals that live in the WORLD. That would be way better than Golden Corral. Unlimited scary fish for one "deep" price.
Too many people are timid about eating seafood in general.
"I don't like cold shrimp! EWW!"
"a live lobster? No thanks. Any animals I eat need to be LONG dead."
Get out of here with that cowardly eating. Food should be an exciting taste ADVENTURE.
Plus, how proud would you be to have THIS in your stomach?
Blobfish Fest at Red Lobster...coming in 2015.
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