Cough drops

What's in them?  a lot of times it's menthol or eucalyptus oil.  Other times it's CHERRIES.

Dude, are you serious about eliminating that cough or not?  If you are really sick, DON'T EAT CANDY.  You need straight-up HALLS that taste bad, or if you're really hardcore you can take Fisherman's Friend.

Fishermen are hardcore.

Cherry cough drops are just candy disguised as medicine.  It's like the orange Tic-Tacs, they do nothing.  Or the tropical fruit ones.  Because if you're REALLY CONCERNED about your breath, you want a God damn Tic-Tac fruit salad.  Take an ALTOID.  There's no grape Altoids, they only have flavors that are serious.

Imagine going to the mouthwash section at the supermarket and seeing a "Mountain Dew" flavor.  Would you BUY it?  Cherries and Mountain Dew do not kill germs.  Peppermint kills germs, everybody knows that.

What else is out there?  Toothpaste with champagne in it?  Cinnamon dental floss is okay.  That is REASONABLE.

Basically, medicine is neither food nor drink.  REMEMBER that.  It's stuff you take to either get high or healthy.  Gum is a weird in-between thing.  There's so many kinds.  You can either chew it for better breath, to taste something candy-like for "awhile," or because you have a thing for the Orbit girl and want to pretend she likes you.

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