Penguins are beloved. By all. Even a bad person like Hitler would have liked penguins. (They all look the same.) I am glad that he died, and that penguins are still around.
Not all penguins live at the South Pole, but some do. It is extremely cold and icy there, unfit for human habitation, but penguins are able to persevere. They can survive the harsh climate. Even so, I have a question.
CAN'T WE GET THEM OUT OF THERE?
It's not a nature preserve, it's the SOUTH POLE. Just because they CAN survive there doesn't mean they NEED to be there. Get them out of that cold! They can FEEL that, they're not SNAKES. Send a big boat, put all the penguins on it, and deliver them to other places. Put some in Canada. They'd probably like it.
and speaking of bad Hitler types, there is also the Penguin from Batman.
What a mean jerk. What's his problem? and who fights with an umbrella?
and speaking of jerks and fighting, there are also the Pittsburgh Penguins.
Why are they called that? I get it that penguins are comfortable on ice, but they're also cute little peaceful birds that tragically cannot fly. Not too menacing. Why not "Pittsburgh Polar Bears?" That's a way deadlier animal. When a fight breaks out everyone could roar and yell "MAUL!" and stuff like that. and it's not like polar bears aren't cute, too.
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