If you've ever seen a commercial for Wrangler jeans, you know that men that wear them are tough. Brett Favre, for example. Whether he's cutting grass, tossing a football around the yard, or loading bales of hay into the back of a pick-up truck for no apparent reason, he always wears his Wrangler jeans.
The reason? Comfort.
Everyone is allowed to be comfortable, even tough men. When a hunter tries on one of those orange vests or a pair of camo pants, he's allowed to complain to the tailor if they're "too snug." The tailor will then flutter his arms and go running to the back all like "I'll get another pair of pants for you right away, SIR." They are two men in need of reaching a pantual agreement. Caring about how pants fit makes neither of them less tough.
Lately, though, Wrangler has gone a bit too far with this "V" vs "U" campaign.
They put the respective letters on the butt part of the pants in an attempt to be subtle, but as usual I was not fooled. You see there is a lot of psychology involved in retail marketing. "How do we get the consumer to regard our product as superior to the competitor's product? Hmmm, let's see..." I'm okay with good-natured subliminal advertising and all, the kind the makes children crave cigarettes, but there ain't too much subliminal about suggesting that if you buy a competitor's brand of jeans you will have a big "V" in your pants.
The BUTT part of jeans is the LEAST IMPORTANT PART. Everyone knows that. All of the comfort issues and potential injuries are in the front. So just come out and say what you mean! Unless you are wearing Wranglers, you have a certain part of the female anatomy that starts with a "v" and rhymes with a certain capital city of Saskatchewan and is also called the vagina.
Don't think you're being subtle, Wrangler, because you're NOT. What exactly is the "U" supposed to stand for? I haven't been able to figure it out. Gotta be something MANLY, though. Uncircumcised? Urination difficulty?
Here are some TOUGH CUSTOMERS that would never consent to wearing vagina jeans:
Chuck Norris doesn't wear vagina jeans...
...he impregnates them.
Click HERE.
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