It has been awhile since anyone wrote new knock knock jokes

So I tried.  Let me know if these are good.

#1: Knock Knock.
#2: Who's There?
#1: I am a WHALE.  Bumping my head against your door AGGRESSIVELY while making beautiful whale sounds in a panic while actively drying out and dying.
#2: Who is this REALLY?


Jokes are not easy to write.  For every William Shakespeare there are only like 10 George Carlins.  (Do the math.)

Therefore, I tried again.

#1: Knock Knock.
#2: Who's There?
#1: Our relationship.
#2: Key is under the mat.
#George Carlin: Ever notice keys are always under MATS?


Okay I will really, really try now.  Original knock knock jokes in concurrency with nature's most current popular baby names.


#1: Knock Knock.
#2: Who's There?
#1: Aiden.
#2: Aiden Who?
#1: Aid-ing myself in gettin beaten up.


#1: Knock Knock
#2: Who's There?
#1: Olivia.
#2: Olivia Who?
#1: Oliv-ia (heard as all-of-ya) better not make jokes about my name.

Girl names are really difficult to mock.  Except certain very old ones like "Gert" and "Fanny" and "Ass."


#1: Knock Knock
#2: Who's There?
#1: a very romantic vampire
#2: Yeah well what is your name, though?
#1: Sven.
#2: No it isn't.
#1: Charlie, then.
#2: Charlie vous francais?
#1: WHAT?
#2: WHAT???
#3: Everybody calm down.

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