Who in hell eats a giant-size gumball at the mall?

More and more, everywhere you look (n. Full House), people are starting to care more and more about money.

So curious.

What prompted this?  According to the MEDIA, it's the people that HAVE money that are responsible.  and how do you get to BE one of those people that has money?

Nobody knows.

NOBODY.

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Think of the number of gumballs you've had inside of your mouth within your lifetime.  Now multiply that figure by the number of times the fingering area of a gumball machine has ever, EVER been professionally cleaned.  The answer might surprise you!

How do gumballs get manufactured?  Is there a factory in Taiwan cranking them out RIGHT NOW?  If so, What flavors?  Do they CARE?

"Oh good, yellow gumball coating today.  That's my favorite."

"WHY?  How could that POSSIBLY be anybody's favorite gumball color?  Explain how!  Explain it to me!  I need answers!"

"Well, what's better?"

"Blue!"

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