He keeps using drugs, speeding around in cars, throwing EGGS, and committing various other crimes. Anyone can see where this is going. Justin Bieber is ultimately going to be arrested.
and then his fans and parents and whoever else will have the nerve to act surprised. Like this doesn't happen almost every time. "He'll be DIFFERENT if we give him millions of dollars and power and influence and a mansion as a teenager. This kid is SPECIAL."
We sort of don't need real-life child actors and musicians anymore. There are some pretty sophisticated CGI graphics now. If you need a little kid to be in a movie or music video, just draw one using computers. It isn't like before where it was way easy to tell the difference.
Justin Bieber has apparently "retired" now. But for how long? I hope he gets all fat, sweaty, and bloated like Elvis but then eventually stages a comeback special. Like at age 30. Imagine an overweight Justin Bieber singing "Love Me Tender" with adult women screaming. "WE STILL HAVE BIEBER FEVER OH MY GOD! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD! Now do Mockingbird."
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