Today is January the 12th. I'm not good with math or anything but I think Christmas was at least a week ago. Most of my neighbors and parishioners have therefore removed their holiday decorations. For some reason though, some have not.
How come? Are they just waiting until Easter to make a smooth transition like happens after Halloween? Are they LAZY? Did they forget and/or die? Time will tell.
At any rate, I decided to write a new song about it. As usual, it's only lyrics. I did not compose a melody because I have not learned how to do that yet. Anyway, here it is!
TAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS DOWN
(By Captain Dan)
a-hem
a 1 and a 2 and a...
DON'T BE A DAMN CLOWN
TAKE YOUR DECORATIONS DOWN
I'M EITHER GONNA KILL YOU
OR RUN YOU OUTTA TOWN
YOU MUST BE INSANE
DON'T YOU EVEN HAVE A BRAIN
I'M GONNA WHACK YOU IN THE HEAD
WITH A GIANT CANDY CANE
(now it quickly shifts from horribly violent to a smooth reggae beat)
oH tHe sAnTa
hE iS nOt cOmInG
hE iS nOt cOmInG nO mOrE
nO nO nO
oH tHe sAnTa
hE iS nOt cOmInG
hE iS nOt cOmInG nO mOrE
EVERYBODY!
(then at this part there's a whole children's choir where everybody is singing along all angelically)
OHHHHH the Santa
He is not coming
He is not coming no moooooooooore
Frosty's dead
Gonna whack you in the head
He is not coming
no
moooooooooooooooooooooore
(that's the big finish)
I tried to contact Dean Martin and various others to see if anyone would like to record this but apparently most people like that have died by now and nobody told me.
If you're still alive and can sing well, e-mail me.
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