Why do celebrities always want to date each other: a 5-year FLASHBACK blog!

(Originally posted April 17, 2008)

It never works out, don't they see this?  If you are a celebrity you can do whatever you want but you are going to be very busy ALL THE TIME.  That is not conducive to a good relationship.  Even Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson had troubles.  I can imagine they had many bad arguments.

"Aren't you coming to the Cannonball Run premiere?"

"Sorry the cast of WKRP is getting together for a pot-luck."

"I HATE YOU!"

"SCREW OFF!"

"GO TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"

*slams phone down*

I guess famous people figure they will have a lot in common.  You need to have things to talk about on a first date.

"So, uh, don't you hate people bugging you for autographs?"

"Yeah I hate that and I also hate having to be on six talk shows on the same day."

"Me too, that is the worst.  Wow it's like we were made for each other."

"I agree.  I think we should do it and then get married."

"Good idea."

That is NOT a good way to start a relationship!  Celebrities are always saying "I'm really just a regular person" and if that's the case I think they should use E-harmony.  E-harmony would help them find TRUE romance just like all those fatties and baldies in the commercials.

Also people that meet using E-harmony very rarely end up in the tabloids.  Bad people like Hugh Grant and Charlie Sheen make front page news by patronizing prostitutes, but you'll never see "Bill Murray looked up his E-harmony matches for free!" on the cover of a magazine.  (E-harmony is PRIVATE.)

So any celebrities that are reading this, take my advice and use E-harmony.  I think you have to pay them after you meet somebody but if you are famous you can probably afford it.  Oh also don't do it if you are already married currently, they really frown on that.


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