Lions and Tigers

Everybody secretly wants to see a lion and a tiger fight.  Who would win?  We will never know.  Nobody would ever be allowed to be so cruel to animals, not even Siegfried and Roy.

Many sports teams are named after lions and tigers.  I suppose because they are all fierce and menacing.  They are beautiful-LOOKING animals though, so people never think to be actively afraid of them.  It's the opposite with spiders and most snakes.  They are harmless, but everybody freaks out when a snake or a spider somehow gets in a room.  "AHHHHHHH!  GET IT OUT OF HERE!"  Imagine if it was a tiger instead.  That might SOUND more charming, but the results would be way worse.

The animal that I am most terrified of is the pelican.

What could be more creepy than a pelican?  I mean LOOK at that thing.   But now there is actually going to be an NBA franchise called the "New Orleans Pelicans" and I have to admit that I have this morbid fascination with them and would like them to become the greatest basketball team of all time.

Why do I feel this way?  I guess it's like when a kid is obsessed with Dracula, but if Dracula ever actually SHOWED UP at the kid's HOUSE, he or she would be PRETTY UNHAPPY.

(Oh wow, imagine Dracula and a pelican invading a kid's treehouse at the SAME TIME.)

I think that there should be a baseball team called "The Draculas."  NOT "The Vampires."  Vampires have now been ruined forever by emo and goth people and also girls.  But imagine a team called "The Draculas."  So many potential "bat" jokes.

Here are some important Lions:

Here are some important Tigers:

Here is Dracula:

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