Redheads

It's kind of rare to be a natural redhead.  Such a blessing, you would think there'd be more arrogance over it.  "I'm the CHOSEN one.  If you don't believe me, look at my pubes."

Yet most redheads seem pretty calm and humble.  The main exception is Archie.

Archie struts around like he knows he's just the coolest shit.  Jughead needs a crown to feel good about himself, Archie is confident just naturally.

I think that Archie from Archie Comics and Archie Bunker from "All in the Family" should meet.  Would they get along?  Archie Bunker would probably come up with some fake reason to keep being racist, knowing him.  "You damn red-headed...PERSON."

Those were the days.

Speaking of bigotry, a lot of redheads have freckles, and while I have heard people specify that they LIKE freckles, I swear I have NEVER EVER heard of even ONE person hating them.  EVER, and that includes Hitler and Archie Bunker and everybody else.  If there actually IS some freckle-hating person out there SOMEWHERE, please e-mail me and explain WHY.  I'm not paying you any money, though.

Where did this term "ginger" come from?  ARE there people that are hostile towards redheads and feel the need to call them names?  To me a "ginger" should be a slur towards a lady that thinks she's all hot and important, but in reality isn't as attractive as the cute girl standing next to her.  The term would be based on Gilligan's Island.  EVERYBODY liked Mary Anne better.  So if, for example, your girlfriend was feeling mad because you texted some bimbo hootch, you could say "She's nothing, she's just a ginger. YOU are a MARY ANNE."

Then she would get all teary-eyed and hug you and you would be set for at least awhile.

Anyhoo, what's with this stereotype of redheaded stepchildren receiving horrible beatings all the time?  I don't like it!  It'll probably never happen, but it would be a nice story if a pro boxer was a redhead AND a stepchild and then became world champion and beat up a lot of people, too.

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