Stop making new versions of old stuff. They are never as good, and it's not like you can't just watch the ORIGINAL version AGAIN. What's stopping you? Almost everyone has the technology by now, or at least a DVD player.
They actually made an A-Team movie with someone ELSE playing the Mr. T character. and a new version of Star Trek with a different Mr. Spock. and all you fools and suckas enabled it. You PAID MONEY to see a phony Spock and a fake Mr. T. Don't do that!
Let's make a Carrie Underwood "Wizard of Oz." Ben Affleck can be Scarecrow, Keanu Reeves can be Tinman. Cowardly Lion not sure, maybe Samuel L. Jackson.
"I'M FUCKING SCARED, MOTHAFUCKA!"
Some suggestions for more bad ideas:
"It's a Wonderful Life" starring Robert Downey Jr.
Kojak 2014 with the X-Files guy (bald)
New Muppet Movie with different Muppets
"Casablanca 2: Back in the Habit"
a Three Stooges movie (hey wait didn't that one actually happen?)
"DIRTIER Dancing"
"Mr. Holland's Way Worse Opus"
Mike Myers as the Godfather (super-hilarious version)
"E.T. 2: Extra-Terrestrial Boogaloo"
Remake of "Gone With the Wind" with even MORE racism
"Batman Unmasked"
a Mr. Ed movie where he says "FUCK YOU WILBUR!" and runs away, and then Wilbur (played by Adam Sandler) embarks on a hilarious quest to find him
"Tom Hanks: THE MOVIE!" (NOT starring Tom Hanks)
Home Alone AGAIN: Pesci Claus
Like George Lucas used to say, if you can't do something right don't do it at all. There's no place like home.
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