Sunday, December 1, 2013

Why do people like to drink the same thing all the time?


When you EAT, you like to sample a lot of different things.  Experience as many delicious and exotic flavors as possible.  I think it is why people like Golden Corral and Chinese food so much.

But then when it comes to beverages there will be this person in your office who specifically drinks Diet Dr. Pepper EVERY DAY.  "I love Diet Dr. Pepper.  Don't even come near me with no Diet Mountain Dew."

Change that shit up, man.  There should be some kind of beverage buffet where you get to sample everything.  I mean obviously there are wine tastings, but it's still all wine.  There are BARS, but even then they're always like "Can I get you another?" and they mean another of the same thing.  How come after one Bud Light it can't be like "Now I'd like some Orange Crush.  Then a latte.  and then some Strawberry Nestle Quik."

DRINK DIFFERENT THINGS.  Don't be all Southern and hostile about preserving the taste of Coca-Cola.  It's just a drink, it ain't damn Jesus.  (Sorry.)

The healthiest thing to drink is water.  It is also the cheapest.  Kind of weird.  Like if spinach was free but people wanted to eat Funyuns anyway.




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