These guys gotta meet, man. Ultimate buddy comedy right there. I do not know if the Catholic church currently allows "bromances," but if they don't, they will SOON. The New Hip Pope will ensure that.
So I know what you're thinking. "HEY THOSE TWO DON'T HAVE MUCH IN COMMON!" Well yeah okay but CALM DOWN. Yes YOU, angry shouting person.
That's how friendships work. Two people that have nothing in common meet each other, usually under some kind of "circumstance," and then they agree that they initially do not like each other, but are gonna HAVE to work together.
(Here is an example, that I WROTE.)
New Hip Pope: LOOK Crack-Smoking Mayor, I don't like you and you don't like me, but we are gonna have to work TOGETHER to make this world a better place.
Crack-Smoking Mayor: I am willing to compromise as long as you are at least willing to smoke crack SOMETIMES.
New Hip Pope: NO WAY.
Crack-Smoking Mayor: Well then I guess we are just gonna have to agree to disagree.
New Hip Pope: Why?
Crack-Smoking Mayor: To DO this.
New Hip Pope: Do what, exactly?
Crack-Smoking Mayor: END SIN.
New Hip Pope: I don't really need your help with that. You are a mayor that smokes crack and then lies about it.
Crack-Smoking Mayor: D'oh!
It would be endless hilarity, don't you agree?
(Here's the murder version.)
Click HERE.
There's a line in a song on a CMJ compilation that states, "The pope does not smoke dope, even if he should." However, I'm unaware of any pope crack-smoking references in popular culture.
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