Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Ugly Christmas Sweater Party
Get this out right now.
Anyone can see where it's going. Instead of STRICTLY wearing ugly sweaters, people are beginning to come up with "costumes." We do NOT need a "Halloween 2."
They have Ugly Christmas Sweater gatherings at bars. Like it's meant to be an easy icebreaker for single people.
"That sweater is UGLY, lady."
"Thanks. But aren't you at least supposed to PRETEND you aren't looking at my tits?"
So I'm not saying don't GO to an Ugly Sweater Party, just don't overthink it. Wear an ugly sweater like a normal Ugly Sweater Party person. Don't show up draped in tinsel (TINSEL) or as the "Human Candy Cane."
Be normal, it's better.
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