2013 Year in Review Blog

2013: Obama against the WORLD.

Besides getting to be President, it was not a good year for this man.  Most people do not like him anymore.   The main reason is "Obamacare," which is pretty much the worst idea ever.  He has been really stubborn about it though, possibly because it is named after him.

Another bad thing was the government shutdown.  Millions of faceless government employees were laid off.  There was no one handy to collect taxes or inspect food, at least for awhile.  Then it all got fixed, but I do not remember how.

So a pretty bad year for Obama all around, but do not worry.  Unlike Clinton (in wife disguise), he is not allowed to seek a third term.


Conversely, the Catholic Church had like their best year EVER.

The New Hip Pope made shocking announcements, such as that God loves EVERYONE and nobody has to go to hell anymore.  Many Catholics were startled by this, all like "Oh, for SERIOUS?"

Most people agree that the New Hip Pope is doing a really good job and should continue to do so.  There are others that disagree, but in the eventual words of the New Hip Pope, "Screw That Noise."


Incomplete list of people that turned out to be racists in 2013:

- Duck Dynasty Guy
- Bob Dylan
- Paula Deen


2013 was a really bad year for MAYORS.  They were smoking crack and sexually harassing people all over the place.

The ROYAL BABY was born in 2013, and boy isn't he a cutie.

Besides all Superbowls, it was the most important thing that ever happened.


Another main problem in 2013 was unemployment.  According to my staff, roughly 100% of Americans are currently unemployed, and they might be next.  Whatever.


Happy New Year.  This was the very best magazine published in 2013:

Click HERE.