2 for $20

What in hell is this?  Man, what a romantic first date.

Guy: Just so you know, I only have exactly $20 to spend.

Girl: Well what about the tip?

Guy: I did not think of that.

Girl: Also what about drinks?

Guy: FUCK.


In case you somehow DON'T know what I'm talking about, there has lately been this chain restaurant gimmick where they try to suck you in by offering certain meals for exact amounts of money.  Usually round numbers.  There's no nine-TEEN dollar Pizza Hut special buffet with shrimp and ham and other exotic ingredients.


Once in a WHILE at a restaurant somebody will try to up-sell you a rose or something, for your wife or mistress.

"Hey want to buy this flower for your lady?"

"NO.  Of COURSE not!"

They should do that with meatballs and other "toppings."

"Hey only $1 extra for a meatball.  Want to buy it?  Huh?  HUH?  HHHuuuuuuUUUUHHHH?"

"No, we don't need extra meatballs."


BUT!

What we DO need is a reality show in which overweight musicians compete at losing weight.  Or possibly gaining weight.  I don't know, which would people like better?  Imagine all of the Judds eating shepherd's pie out of a big trough in unison.  Imagine Fats Domino on a SCALE.


Introducing that hip new group... FATS AND THE MEATBALLS!

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