Man, what a heated topic.
Besides educated people, who doesn't like walking around at the mall with a nice warm pretzel? and conversely, what drunk at a bar can resist munching up the free, hard kind?
Are there ever FEUDS? Imagine a hard-pretzel enthusiast going around the mall firing hard pretzel nuggets at the people eating soft pretzels. With a slingshot.
"OW! MY EYE!"
Then some snooty manager comes over. "Get out of Sears. RIGHT NOW!"
Who in hell eats pretzel STICKS? That eliminates all the fun. The whole point is the pretzel SHAPE.
I understand that a lot of people like to eat foods in shape-form, but not a STICK. You gotta make it all fun like elephant-shaped macaroni and cheese and dinosaur ravioli.
SEE?
Follow on Twitter! https://twitter.com/cptaindan
No comments:
Post a Comment