EGGPLANT!

Eggplant is like steak for vegetarians.  They love it!  I guess because it is the "meatiest" vegetable.

What goes on at vegetarian "Bar-B-Ques?"

"Hey you better flip that eggplant.  I like it MEDIUM-rare."


In fact there should be a version of Outback Steakhouse that's FOR vegetarians.

Server: G'day mate, would you like to start with a Bloomin Celery Butt?

Guest: No thanks, but we're ready to order.

Server: Okay mate, have you been here before?  We serve up our eggplant wood-grilled and extra spicy!

Guest: Yeah, we come here all the time, we know.

Server: Well wackamackadoo. (That's Australian language.)  What'll it be then, mates?  The 6 ounce eggplanter, 8 ounce, 14 ounce, or 29 ounce eggplant bongaroo?  If you finish THAT one you get your name on the wall and a free t-shirt!


Do meat-eaters ever eat eggplant WITH meat, or is that not allowed?  Like some eggplant pasta dish with chunks of hot dogs mixed in.

"Eggplant-and-baloney-sandwich."


Assuming not, there is this thing that meat enthusiasts like to do lately where they eat a "turducken," which is a chicken stuffed inside a duck inside a turkey.  There should be a veggie version of that TOO, like the eggplant is stuffed with a hard-boiled egg wrapped in seaweed.


An upside-down eggplant looks kind of funny, especially if you draw a face on it, like I did.

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