What a ham.
Everybody loves that face. The Gerber Baby has been hugely popular for MULTIPLE decades. Where's the merchandising, though?
Some ingenious prototypes that I came up with:
I have never had nor owned a baby. Are there cheaper baby food alternatives that are way crappier? Like "Hunt's Baby Food" or "Great Value?" If so who buys that?
"Sorry you can't have the GERBER strained peas, Olivia Ann, but we gotta save that nickel for your college fund. I know you can't understand me, but I apologize in advance for the impending whole-pea-chunks. and yes, I am only PRETENDING to talk on my cell phone right now so that people will not think I am crazy."
Competitive eating is all the rage these days. How about a baby food eating contest? and no, not with babies actually DOING it (it would take like two weeks to get a baby to eat ten jars) but with someone like Joey Chestnut slamming down shot after shot of baby food as a man in a suit scrutinizes over his shoulder.
Judge: Watch that dribble, Chestnut! I'll let it go THIS time, but that's an official verbal warning.
Joey Chestnut: Auhghghauuuphaugh...sorry...auhghhh...
If there IS generic baby food, is there a not-as-cute baby on the label?
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