Toaster or toaster OVEN? Which is BETTER?

How come toast tastes better when it's vertical?  Conversely, toaster OVENS lend themselves to so many more interesting ideas.

#1 (like all popular food choices in life) pizza.

You can heat or re-heat pizza in a toaster oven, but the regular toaster can't do that.  Doesn't fit.  Even if it's a 4-slice toaster.  DON'T try cramming pizza in those slots.  You will start a fire, break the toaster, and/or die.

NOW THEN.

There IS this thing where you can make "toaster strudels."  But THOSE usually have fruit inside and then you squeeze the icing on afterwards.

How come you can't put pizza fillings in "strudel?"  You can put pizza fillings in "rolls" and Hot Pockets and on top of miniature frozen bagels and also into your STOMACH. Why is a vertical toaster version out of the question? You would just squeeze the cheese on out of a tube or similarly appropriate device.

"LeGgO mY eGgO"

I have no way of knowing, since I do not know him, but I would surmise (yes, SURMISE) that the guy that came up with the "Leggo My Eggo" slogan is dead by now.  Too bad for him, he should have come up with a Pizza Eggo.

He did not.

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