Towels

Towels are certainly necessary in life (and SOMETIMES death) but they are also one of strangest "garments" of all, including kneepads and crowns.  Towels are basically super-thick and colorful napkins that you only wear at certain times, and even then you can't wait for actual clothes.


Idea: Towel Parties.  It would be like a nudist colony except nobody would ACTUALLY be naked.  Like for people that are ALMOST ready.  It still costs a LOT of MONEY to attend, though.


What's a better feeling?  "DRY" or "WET?"  As with most things, political and otherwise, the truth is usually in the middle.  Democrats and Republicans always fight angrily on television.  They should snap each other with towels too, live on the air.  It would be great for rating$$$.


I have an idea for a new towel design (I've been meaning to text those of my friends that work in the fashion industry, but lost focus because I wrongfully was defeated at Bingo.  I forgot to put a certain chip on a certain number while I was going to the bathroom or WHATEVER.)  Once my lawsuit with that guy FINALLY ends, though, I am going to do this next thing.

TOWELS THAT ARE DESIGNED LIKE KILTS.  Isn't that so easy and brilliant?  Everybody that walks around the house with a towel around their waist would like to pretend to be Braveheart, at least for a few minutes.

As usual, though, I don't know how to actually use any of my great ideas to make money.  That's why Bingo is better.


I was gonna try to download a picture of Mel "Braveheart" Gibson, but then decided it would be a way better idea to download a picture of a totally naked DEBBIE Gibson, so I did that instead:

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