Veal: Can't we just fake it?

Most people enjoy the delicious taste of veal.  Most people also abhor cruelty to animals.

Isn't there a happy medium somewhere?

Think of Chicken McNuggets.  Definitely Mc.  Definitely Nuggets.  But also not chicken.  and nobody cares!  Do that with veal, I say.

Snooty waiter in a restaurant all like "What can I get for you, majeure?" (That was supposed to be "Monsieur" but I was too lazy to look up the spelling.)

So then the guy is like "I will have the veal" and the snoot is like "Bon appeTITS, sir" (oh wow it's off topic but IS that something people ever say about a woman that's well-stacked?  How magically juxtaposed to veal that is.  See?  Writing is awesome.)

But then the snooty waiter also has to say, "Just so you know, there is no actual cow meat in thi..."

and then the patron sticks his fingers in his ears all like "LA LA LA LA LA LA DON'T WANNA KNOW DON'T WANNA KNOW.  IT'S NOT AN ANIMAL, IT'S JUST MCNUGGETS."

"Very good, majoor, and your dipping sauce of choice?"

"Buffalo wing, duh."

It's just... McNuggets.

Moo.

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