Stevie Wonder can't see ghosts

Do blind people WORRY about that?  Or does it cancel out?

"I didn't see you, you didn't see me."

I bet Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder encountered each other and had friendly conversations multiple times in life.  I also bet they accidentally snubbed each other a lot.  Like at a reception somewhere, waiting in line at the urinal.  Stevie has no idea that RAY CHARLES is behind him.  and Ray can't tell that it's Stevie, he can only listen for when he's done.

Blind people are said to have extra-great hearing.  I wonder if that is more of a blessing or a curse when in a public restroom?


Newest fake dialogue: Stevie Wonder is visited by the spooky GHOST of Ray Charles:

Stevie: I sense a presence.

Ray Charles Ghost: I just called to say I'm dead.

Stevie: Ha, good one Ray.  What is it like being dead and a ghost?  Do they let you SEE?

Ray Charles Ghost: Yeah but they make you look at some terrible stuff at first.  It's like new-guy-that-can-see hazing.

Stevie: Man, should I be worried?

Ray Charles Ghost: Naw you are gonna get to SEE, man.  It's the best!  The up-close underside of a cow is pretty bad, though.

Stevie: Yeah I always wondered.

Ray Charles Ghost: They also made me look at a lot of girls in magazines.

Stevie: Oh how were they?

Ray Charles Ghost: Ehh, they all look alike.

***Rick James Ghost APPEARS***

Rick James Ghost: Boo.

Stevie: I sense ANOTHER presence.  Who are you?

Rick James Ghost: I am Rick James, sir.

Ray Charles Ghost: Rick James?!?  You ain't blind, get out!

Rick James Ghost: No.

Stevie: Hey Rick James, you probably saw a LOT of bad stuff while you had eyesight and were alive.  What was the worst thing EVER?

Rick James: a sunset.

Stevie: Really?

Rick James: Not the kind you're thinking of.  It's a thing the other guys make you stare at in prison.

Stevie: Oh.

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Stevie: What is it?

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