Bad candy tastes bad

Who in hell eats Black Twizzlers?  Imagine somebody on some streetcorner all like, "I *SWEAR* by these."

Ain't no cinnamon Gummy Worms.  Wonder why?  NOBODY WOULD EAT THAT.

Even him.

Blow Pop vs Tootsie Pop: What would you rather find in the middle?  "I like bubble gum!"  "Not me, I prefer a Starburst that tastes bad and is uncomfortably brown."

There should be a lollipop that has a breath mint in the middle.  I am always so full of these good ideas.  Not proud of them, but certainly full.

Does anyone ENJOY eating a CANDY COIN?  If so get back at me.

IS THERE A KRISPIE VERSION OF THAT?

Okay, since I'm clearly delirious at this point, let's talk about Nerds.

No, no, not that.  I mean NERDS.

That's a top candy right there, same as real-life nerds make the most money.  Well, besides people that are gifted at sports.  They make a lot more.  Take LeBron James for example:

He could have a full-size outdoor swimming pool full of Nerds candy if he FELT like it.  Really think about that.  It would get all contaminated like the bulk candy bin at the supermarket, so you couldn't actually EAT them.  But man, that deep end.  Imagine a belly flop.

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