Fishing: The BIGGEST, LONGEST, MOST HARDCORE fishing blog EVER

Okay I lied about most of that.

Most fishermen are notorious liars.  They are always claiming to have captured a fish way bigger than the one they actually caught.

Liar: I swear I caught the biggest fish EVER.

Skeptic: Oh yeah?  Where is it?

Liar: I just ATE it.


Fool-proof lie?  Or no?  Let's delve.


Do fishermen lie about catching other types of extra-large seafood life?  Calamari would be the best one.  You could invent some pretty tall tales.

There are different kinds of fishing.


One-man fishing:

Two-man fishing:

Groups:

The problem with two-man fishing is that one guy always wants to talk.  Talking scares the fish, especially if you are arguing ABOUT "Phish."

Fisherman #1: They are GOOD.  LISTEN to this.

Fisherman #2: No I will not listen.  They are clearly just trying to be the Grateful Dead.

Fisherman #1: NO.  They are a LITTLE DIFFERENT.

Fisherman #2: Calm down.  You are SCARING the FISH.

Fisherman #1: THEY ARE ALMOST AS GOOD.  JUST GIVE THEM A CHANCE.

Fisherman #2: NEVER!

Fisherman #1: I WILL MURDER YOU WITH THIS BOAT OAR.


...aaand so on.


What do fish do when they are scared?  Poop in the water?  They do that anyway.

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