#1 solution is boiling oil in an eye-dropper. You got to be QUICK and ACCURATE though, otherwise the eye-dropper will just melt.
The most practical way is sandpaper. It hurts like hell but it gets the job done. Sandpaper tends to be too crass for ladies, so if you are one of those use a pumice stone instead.
If you have needles around the house (and if you do, shame on you) you can experiment by injecting various things into the mosquito bite. Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Mr. Clean, etc.
Rubbing vinegar on the mosquito bite and then topping it with a spoonful of baking soda MIGHT work. It is messy, though. So do it outside.
Salsa? That's what I've been trying lately. Spoon a bit of salsa onto your mosquito bite and then Scotch-tape a Tostitos "round" chip to it. It keeps the salsa in place. I prefer "hint of lime."
Here is what Mr. Clean looks like when he has mosquito bites on his shiny bald head.
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