Why is "YIELD" an upside-down triangle? How does that help? If I ever have enough money to do so I am gonna buy or steal one and then fling it like a frisbee just to see what happens. POSSIBLY into water, it will depend if I have that around.
So whoop-de-doop and okie-dokey, my latest idea is inventing and falsifying made-up road signs. NOT in a way that might harm people. I understand that STOP signs and deer crossing signs are things that people need for safety and security, but you gotta admit there are some pretty unnecessary ones.
"BUMP."
"DIP."
So if it's something like THAT I say change it up!
Children and other vandals like to do a thing where they spray-paint the number "1" in front of the 65-mile-per-hour speed limit so that motorists will be tricked into thinking that the actual speed limit is 165 miles per hour. Such a classic prank. Guess what, though. We got computers now.
Just print out a completely colorized letter "C" and paste it over the "Dip" sign, which nobody needs anyway. Hundreds of people driving by. "C? What does that MEAN?"
The cops will eventually come and peel it off and throw it out. Then you just print and re-paste a new one. So easy. Keep doing it every day for your WHOLE LIFE until you are CAUGHT.
"C" is for "Cookie," by the way.
(I do not believe that this is the legitimate Cookie Monster. Seems more like a relative.)
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