Coins should not have ridges on the edges of them. That is a waste of effort. Blind people should be expected to just memorize the coins by size. What's the worst that could happen? If they ever got it wrong they'd be out less than a buck.
7-Up used to be a main drink, but not anymore. People drink "Sierra Mist" now. Isn't that a bizarre turn of events? It's like if Mr. Pibb suddenly became a strong contender.
a large percentage of streets are named after trees. How come children aren't? They are named after everything else, including celebrities and certain months. I want to meet a kid named Elm Smith. Oak Jones...
Bring back dunce caps. They would be good for people that try to argue in traffic court.
How come when you buy a jar of mayonnaise, it so often says "REAL mayonnaise" on it? I don't understand the reason for emphasis. Were there problems in the past where people bought and opened mayonnaise and a bunch of springy snakes popped out?
a lot of people get "skins" for their cell phones and laptop computers. The best skin to use is bear, but don't ever kill a bear just for that.
At some point in time, someone made money by inventing and marketing wax lips. Fact.
Fire hydrants serve two purposes. They are either used to put out fires, or to waste a bunch of water all over the street as children play in it. It seems like there should be a function that's somewhere in the middle. (Combine them with drinking fountains? Two birds, one stone.)
Some people like to re-enact the Civil War. When that happens, does somebody get to play Lincoln? If so I hope they just sit in their house dressed like him and make a phone call at the end. "That's enough."
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