Well here we are! 2010. We are officially living in the future now, and it's time to start acting like it. Here are some things that I think should be eliminated:
- Phones
Phones aren't even phones anymore. They're like mini computers that you carry around. You can text and e-mail, you don't need the telephone part. The only people that use it are ladies that want to call their boyfriends to yell at them some more when they storm off after an argument. Sorry ladies but you know it's true.
- The bus
Get it out. They take up too much space on the road and emit bad harmful fumes. Ain't nobody that needs to be riding the bus in 2010. Society has evolved to the point where we should have free cab rides for poor people. They just might have to carpool and occasionally sit on laps. and you only get a free ride if you're going someplace necessary, like the supermarket or to WORK. No free cab rides to the casino.
- Newspapers
Enough with the newspapers already! Hey old people, BUY A COMPUTER. I bet that when newspapers were invented, some old people were steadfast in still wanting to read stone tablets. Making arguments like, "Nothing is better than sitting on the toilet doing a stone tablet New York Times crossword puzzle on a Sunday morning." Are there stories in the newspaper about newspapers being obsolete and wasteful? More likely they are doing stories like, "Computers cause yet ANOTHER death! Also scientists confirm that old people are right about things."
- The circus
The circus is loud, annoying, and cruel to animals. Also there are clowns there. At least contemporize the thing. The tightrope walker should not be allowed to hold that long stick, and if he falls a tiger should get to eat him. Then some Mixed Martial Arts. Instead of clowns just have hot girls wearing too much makeup, all making balloon animals and such.
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