The Little Caesar's sign people

Okay I understand that a lot of people want to earn a good, honest living but what the fuck? How do you get this job? Is there an INTERVIEW? "What are your career motivations?" Is there DRUG-TESTING?

If you are not familiar with Little Caesar's they are this crappy pizza chain that produces low-priced pizzas using suspicious ingredients. Like ketchup, salt, and cheese that does not come from a cow. I have to admit I have never actually EATEN their food but if it is one third of the price of regular style pizza could it possibly be any good? Someone tell me.

So anyway they have this unique marketing style where they employ a person to stand on the street with a sign:

These people clearly have NOTHING TO LOSE. I mean geez do they get actual money or just a crappy Little Caesar's pizza as payment? I feel sorry for people that are homeless but in this case I suspect that Little Caesar's has just cut out the middle man. "Dance around like a clown waving this sign for a few hours and we will give you a pizza. Not a GOOD pizza, one of ours. Deal or what?"

In fact I'm sure everyone has at some point seen a person holding a "Will Work For Food" sign. This seems to be the equivalent. It is painful to witness. Therefore I feel that Obama should ORDER Little Caesar's to KNOCK IT OFF.

It is exploitation PLUS the pizza sucks.

This man looks like he is about to be hit by a bolt of lightning: