Saturday, September 17, 2011

Stop buying coffee!

I'm okay with DRINKING coffee, but dang already. Does every human being HAVE to stop at a Tim Horton's or McDonalds or even STARBUCKS on their way to work? Who in hell is still going to STARBUCKS? Go ahead and sip your Starbucks coffee while using dial-up internet to find out who got kicked off Survivor.

It is even worse now that school is back in session. All the teachers. Ugh. Cars pulling up to the coffee place drive-thru are backed up into the STREET. and they just wait there! You are in the STREET! GET OUT!

In old tymes the milk man used to come and drop off a bottle of milk on the porch. Hey McDonalds, DO THAT WITH COFFEE. Leave a steaming hot Cup of Joe on every working person's doorstep Monday thru Friday. Obama will compensate you, that guy loves wasting money.

Until then, STAY OUT OF MY WAY. You can make coffee at home. It isn't hard. Rachael Ray does it in under 30 minutes.

You are a BUNCH of YUPPIES and I'm SICK OF IT.



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