The worst one is math. Math completely sucks. We have CALCULATORS now, man! Yet it's homework every single night. STOP IT. The exception is fractions. I always thought fractions were kind of cool. I think because a lot of times they explain fractions using pizza. "If there are 8 slices, and Pablo eats 3, he has eaten 3/8ths of the pizza (duh)." Oh that's another thing, fractions are easy. and did you ever notice that a lot of Mexican names get used in school workbooks? "John, Julie, Herbert, and Juan are going to have a race." I'm okay with it.
History teachers don't know anything. They just use the book. But kids never challenge them on anything because history is boring and NOBODY CARES. There should be two history teachers in every class, one Democrat and one Republican. They could shout at each other all day, kids would love it. and if you think it would cost extra taxpayer money, guess what? There's people that would argue all day for FREE! I see them everywhere all the time including on TV.
a good class is English. You get to write stories and stuff. and usually you can pick whatever you want! "Here is a story about a dragon that likes to eat giraffes." and then you get an A for that. Well, I guess there are restrictions. "Martin Anthony Lombardi, you are not allowed to write a story about a dragon that likes going to the bathroom on people. You have to write a new one." Later in life Martin Anthony Lombardi becomes a punk rocker that writes a song about dragons going to the bathroom on people.
Science class pretty okay. BUT! Too much talk, not enough experiments. Every DAY there should be some kind of experiment or demonstration. Like Mr. Wizard but with multiple kids at once. There should also be a pregnant snake in every classroom. and every Friday you get to blow something up in the parking lot. See? School can be fun.
In Spanish class they teach you how to say all food names in Spanish. Then you go to a Spanish restaurant and all the foods are in Spanish already! Chimichanga, guacamole, etc. You never need to say "manzanas."
Music teachers were always too bossy. "Sing this song NOW." Weird.
Gym. The ultimate class. Playing "Guard the Pin" in the middle of the morning and it feels as important as the Superbowl. You MUST guard that pin. Remember picking teams? Some kid always had to be last. They say that it's socially traumatic but did the kid getting picked last seem like he cared about athleticism? He was fat with a cigarette in his mouth. "Whatever." Also why do people think fat kids hate dodgeball? They get hit once immediately and then get to sit down. It's a rubber ball, not an ARROW. I wish fat kids would melt like the Wicked Witch when the ball hits them. Instead of shrieking "I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!" they'd be melting like "Whatever."
History teachers don't know anything. They just use the book. But kids never challenge them on anything because history is boring and NOBODY CARES. There should be two history teachers in every class, one Democrat and one Republican. They could shout at each other all day, kids would love it. and if you think it would cost extra taxpayer money, guess what? There's people that would argue all day for FREE! I see them everywhere all the time including on TV.
a good class is English. You get to write stories and stuff. and usually you can pick whatever you want! "Here is a story about a dragon that likes to eat giraffes." and then you get an A for that. Well, I guess there are restrictions. "Martin Anthony Lombardi, you are not allowed to write a story about a dragon that likes going to the bathroom on people. You have to write a new one." Later in life Martin Anthony Lombardi becomes a punk rocker that writes a song about dragons going to the bathroom on people.
Science class pretty okay. BUT! Too much talk, not enough experiments. Every DAY there should be some kind of experiment or demonstration. Like Mr. Wizard but with multiple kids at once. There should also be a pregnant snake in every classroom. and every Friday you get to blow something up in the parking lot. See? School can be fun.
In Spanish class they teach you how to say all food names in Spanish. Then you go to a Spanish restaurant and all the foods are in Spanish already! Chimichanga, guacamole, etc. You never need to say "manzanas."
Music teachers were always too bossy. "Sing this song NOW." Weird.
Gym. The ultimate class. Playing "Guard the Pin" in the middle of the morning and it feels as important as the Superbowl. You MUST guard that pin. Remember picking teams? Some kid always had to be last. They say that it's socially traumatic but did the kid getting picked last seem like he cared about athleticism? He was fat with a cigarette in his mouth. "Whatever." Also why do people think fat kids hate dodgeball? They get hit once immediately and then get to sit down. It's a rubber ball, not an ARROW. I wish fat kids would melt like the Wicked Witch when the ball hits them. Instead of shrieking "I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!" they'd be melting like "Whatever."
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