There's a worst employee at every job, someone who doesn't last very long. Imagine the worst bus driver. He forgets to make all of the stops, gets lost, and then runs somebody over. "I'm new here!"
a good example of irony would be if someone played "The Entertainer" at a piano recital and everybody started booing.
a lot of dogs are named "Snoopy" and "Lassie" but never "McGruff." How come? Everybody hates cops I guess.
What happens if you PAY for a hot air balloon ride and then somebody else on the ride REALLY has to go to the bathroom? The solution may SEEM obvious, but it's always women that have to pee.
Birdwatching is an interesting hobby. "I SAW that thing." Is there competitive birdwatching? It would be so easy to cheat. That's probably why it's not in the Olympics.
Why do they make different GRADES of Drano? "If you're not absolutely serious about eliminating that clog, buy this one!"
a lot of businesses have a "No Shirt, No Shoes, NO SERVICE!" policy. They never mention pants, because THAT would be ridiculous.
Do people ever text while stuck at the top of a ferris wheel? "im bored, u?"
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