No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

How come?

What if a guy with really fit abs wants to buy something?  and what is cuter than a pretty lady prancing around with bare feet?  They deserve to be able to buy a taco or magazine.

I would like to suggest that this policy is in place because there are CERTAIN patrons that no one wants to see shirtless.  Or with ugly, dirty, bare feet.  So it's the classic case of RUINING IT FOR EVERYBODY.

a progressive-minded supermarket chain should start up "Shirtless Shoeless Singles Night!"  a well-dressed snooty bouncer at the door gets to decide whether or not you are allowed in.

"Madam, this isn't Walmart.  You don't get to come in just because you forgot to put on all of your clothes before shopping.  Now please step aside so that this nice bald gentleman from the Bowflex commercial can get through."

Who came up with No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service?  Was there one specific entrepreneur having SEVERE PROBLEMS?  "Dammit, they're here again, and I just hosed off all the chairs from last time.  I better make a sign."

and notice there's no mention of PANTS.  Because THAT is just left up to common sense.  a completely naked man thinking of stopping for ice cream checks himself and reasons, "Oh, if I at least had a towel or bathing suit on I could go right in there, but DARN it."

Conversely, there are certain places where you HAVE to wear a certain AMOUNT of clothes.  "Jacket and Tie Required," that sort of thing.  That might be a nice idea for Golden Corral.  It would help perpetuate the illusion.

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