Remember "Friends?" The TV show? Why did they just not have constant orgies?
"Because that would be wrong."
How did Blanche get away with being such a whore on Golden Girls? Old lady Sophia was so quick with the jokes but never had the guts to say "Blanche, where's the cheesecake? Oh pardon me I see now that a man in a bathrobe has smeared it all over you. Carry on."
(Professional note: That show won EMMY AWARDS.)
"Alf" got cancelled too soon. He wasn't given time to meet and subsequently romance some sort of she-Alf. Like Latka from "Taxi" did. and geez the Muppets. I am hardly the first person to point out that a frog and a pig doing each other is wrong, but it is. Even Blanche would not stand for that.
"iF yOu tHeW a pArTy..."
Gay marriage is all the rage these days. Wedding episodes of TV shows always garner (yes GARNER) huge ratings. Imagine Larry and Balki from "Perfect Strangers" finally getting married. At the Sonic drive-thru. Amazing ratings hit, plus sponsored by Sonic. Everybody wins!
Imagine Luke and Bo finally marrying. Errr, wait. They were cousins, so that's not right. Imagine Boss Hogg and Uncle Jesse... errrR...let's not.
Imagine Daisy Duke in general.
(da da da da da da da DA DA DA t**s)
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"Because that would be wrong."
How did Blanche get away with being such a whore on Golden Girls? Old lady Sophia was so quick with the jokes but never had the guts to say "Blanche, where's the cheesecake? Oh pardon me I see now that a man in a bathrobe has smeared it all over you. Carry on."
(Professional note: That show won EMMY AWARDS.)
"Alf" got cancelled too soon. He wasn't given time to meet and subsequently romance some sort of she-Alf. Like Latka from "Taxi" did. and geez the Muppets. I am hardly the first person to point out that a frog and a pig doing each other is wrong, but it is. Even Blanche would not stand for that.
"iF yOu tHeW a pArTy..."
Gay marriage is all the rage these days. Wedding episodes of TV shows always garner (yes GARNER) huge ratings. Imagine Larry and Balki from "Perfect Strangers" finally getting married. At the Sonic drive-thru. Amazing ratings hit, plus sponsored by Sonic. Everybody wins!
Imagine Luke and Bo finally marrying. Errr, wait. They were cousins, so that's not right. Imagine Boss Hogg and Uncle Jesse... errrR...let's not.
Imagine Daisy Duke in general.
(da da da da da da da DA DA DA t**s)
Follow on Twitter! http://twitter.com/cptaindan
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