You can eat paste, of course, and Play-Doh and I think you can even eat crayons. But you can't eat rubber cement. EVEN THOUGH rubber cement would TOTALLY make an excellent-looking glaze for shrimp or pork. Imagine a ham brushed with rubber cement. Yum. But don't do that, you'll be killed.
I miss WATERCOLORS. Need to buy some of those. I think as an adult I might be able to keep them from running together. I would buy a different brush for each color. No more diligently washing and squeezing out the brush after using the black. IT DOESN'T WORK. Soon the yellow is black, the orange is black, the white is black, ENOUGH. Eight colors, eight brushes. Problem solved.
Some people like to build houses out of popsicle sticks. That is one case where I think arson would be sort of funny. Somebody wakes up in the morning and sees that their popsicle stick house has burned down. "What the HELL?"
The arsonist is at the kitchen table, sucking on a popsicle ominously. "Bad wiring...I guess." *slurp*
You can also make stuff out of macaroni and pine cones. I have a briefcase full of macaroni and pine cones that I always take to the airport with me. You should see their faces when they make me open it. Not as good as the faces they make when I hand them homemade macaroni and pine cone CRAFTS after my RETURNING flight. "My trip was productive."
Another thing I like is gluing autumn leaves to construction paper. Very pretty. Try it at work if you need to hand-deliver a document to somebody.
"You are FIRED."
Origami is a neat little hobby. I think kids should learn it at a young age so they can throw better things than paper airplanes while at school. Teacher all mad "WHO THREW A PAPER SWAN AT ME?" "Martin Anthony Lombardi did you just assault me with a PTERODACTYL?"
Glitter adds a nice touch to almost any project. Paintings, sculptures, anything. Wouldn't the Venus De Milo look great with glitter all over her body? Men would throw singles at her, the museum would get so many donations. "Oh YEAH baby you don't NEED no arms, you KNOW what I mean!"
Again, don't do that, you'll be killed.
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