It's pop, not medicine.
They should make a carbonated version of Pepto-Bismol. Everyone would love it, they'd be chugging it constantly. Not like now where they just do shots of it.
"Pepto: The SODA Version." If I ever somehow become employable maybe I could get a job in marketing.
The problem with stomach-relief products is that they are not exciting enough. We need to have things like "Tums" brand energy drinks and Rolaids Brand Ecto-Cooler.
Has Pepto-Bismol ever had a SPOKESPERSON? Imagine Mr. T pitching it.
"USE this, FOOL."
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