Sunday, April 27, 2014

Ginger Ale does not cure stomach-aches


It's pop, not medicine.

They should make a carbonated version of Pepto-Bismol.  Everyone would love it, they'd be chugging it constantly.  Not like now where they just do shots of it.

"Pepto: The SODA Version."  If I ever somehow become employable maybe I could get a job in marketing.


The problem with stomach-relief products is that they are not exciting enough.  We need to have things like "Tums" brand energy drinks and Rolaids Brand Ecto-Cooler.





Has Pepto-Bismol ever had a SPOKESPERSON?  Imagine Mr. T pitching it.

"USE this, FOOL."




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