Sunday, April 13, 2014
Why do butlers kill people?
I'm sure it's not the MOST rewarding profession but it also does not seem like one that would ignite postal worker type rage.
WHY is it always "the butler did it?" Not in my personal life (I don't have a butler yet) but in books and plays and other things I don't read.
If you DID have a butler wouldn't you be kind of suspicious all the time?
"That guy could do ANYTHING!"
In case you somehow need to hook up with a butler I think there should be a Christian Mingle type website for doing so. You wouldn't have to actually be a Christian, same as regular Christian Mingle. But you would be able to meet up with a BUTLER and get a sense of him, try to figure out if it's a guy that might eventually murder you after many years of plotting.
Imagine a butler on trial for murder.
"I didn't do it!"
"Yeah right."
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