In case you SOMEHOW haven't heard of it there is this online dating service called "It's Just Lunch!" that is meant to be the very most casual online dating hook-up site in the world.
"No pressure!" is the idea. It's JUST lunch, right? So imagine if you got stood up anyway. You would feel like such crap.
As a happily married man, I have no reason to seek out connections with women that might want to have bad affairs and things. But what about just EATING? My wife refuses to go to chain restaurants, whereas I have an uncommon passion for them. It would be nice to be able to go to Applebee's and not have to eat alone, for once.
There should be a social networking site that sets you up with people that are like-minded and will eat at crappy restaurants with you. No Christian Mingle type sex or anything, you just have drinks and eat food. Then you go your separate ways until the next time. It doesn't even have to be a girl, it could just be some random background-checked hungry dude. "Oh man, want to eat those cheeseburger sliders AGAIN?" "YEAH MAN, MEET YOU AT 11:30, SHARP!"
Also there could be "clubs." Everybody wants to eat the Olive Garden soup, salad, and breadsticks deal, but nobody wants to do it alone. So form a CLUB for that, I say. Like happens with a softball team. Nine idiots that didn't know each other TOO well beforehand agree to start eating the same thing once per week at a big round table. Tenth person can't, no room on the roster.
This is what Dr. Neil Clark Warren looks like after spilling food all over himself on a first date.
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