When somebody needs glasses, they are either near-sighted or far-sighted. I wish that happened with the other senses. I want to meet somebody that can only smell things from far away. ("There's MEATLOAF around the block!")
Where do people get rope? I don't know any stores that sell that. and yet there are still so many people killing themselves and/or pulling boats around. They must know of a place. (Anyone that can help, get back at me.)
When there is a tragedy, like a house fire or train wreck, someone always shows up with blankets for the victims. Employers should arrange that when they have to fire somebody. a nice secretary puts a blanket over your shoulders and leads you away.
a pig might SEEM like the most ideal animal shape to use as a bank, but has anyone considered a giraffe? You put a coin right in the mouth and it slides down. Then you hear a satisfying *plink*.
Sometimes in life, there are meat raffles. It is very unnecessary.
a lot of people choose to waste part of their paycheck on scratch-off tickets. I say cut out the middleman. Just give them a scratch-off check. They'd be excited to see how much money they get to keep.
If you work in an office, they bring in cake when it's somebody's birthday. Does that happen at other kinds of jobs? I bet nobody gives you cake if you're a locksmith. or one of those British guards that isn't allowed to laugh.
How come toothpaste still only comes in a tube? That's so 80s, like soap in bar form. We should have individual paste capsules by now. They would fit right on the brush and you'd be all set. No more sharing.
So there are wine tastings, cheese tastings, beer tastings, etc. I never hear of nut tastings though. Why? Because people can't read the flier without making jokes? Grow up already.
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