Hot girls making cookies

Lots of people are afraid to fly on airplanes. Is anybody afraid of the airplane itself? Scared to look at it? Once you got on everything would be okay, you can't SEE the plane from the inside.

If you are a manager at a meat-packing place and need to interview a potential employee, do the interview right in the freezer. If they can't make it through THAT, forget 'em.

Who makes up combinations? There must be some kind of safe or locker at the White House with petty cash in it. Who decides what the combination is? "11-12-64 seems pretty good to me." "No you idiot that is too OBVIOUS." I think a robot should do it. Robots know best in cases like that.

They say elephants never forget, but elephants also don't seem to have too many enemies. They never get stood up for the prom and such. What exactly are they REMEMBERING? "That antelope was a dick to me once."

Some restaurants offer huge steaks and burgers and other foods that nobody could possibly eat. Other businesses should do that. "Just TRY to collect on this ridiculous life insurance policy!" "There is no way you will EVER finish reading this gigantic magazine."

Terrorism is a problem. It has made people afraid to receive powder in envelopes. Is there any kind of powder that is ABSOLUTELY necessary?

(Idea: Ban powder)

Lava lamps were popular for a short time. Problem was they didn't provide any kind of service, so people stopped buying them. Lava lamp coffee maker would be pretty cool, eh? Or else a lava lamp that is also an aquarium. There would be heating and cooling issues, but I think people would like to stare at multiple things at once.

Elves do not exist, yet people are so torn over what they theoretically would be like. Some people think elves should be little imps that make Christmas toys for children, while others think they should be hot girls in Lord of the Rings movies. All tall and "emo." and then there is this fringe group that thinks elves live in trees and bake cookies. a winning idea would be a book or movie about hot girls that like to make toys and cookies. Everybody wins.